Famous words of wisdom my mother used that I now share with my children.
Knock it off
How many times do I have to repeat this
Go away
Yea whatever I love you too
no No NO!!!
I shouldn't have to tell you.
What the hell  were you thinking!
No I am not happy with you
Quit kicking the dog
Feed the damn cat now!
He died because you wouldn't take care of him.
Keep it up.
Go tell your dad.
I don't care.

and the number one quote that has helped my through the teen years is..................
SHUT UP!            I HAVE A HEADACHE THANKS TO YOUR CONSTANT ARGUING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!