Some body in this house is getting medicated.  Not sure who yet but SOMEBODY!    One more ridiculous argument over misplaced eyebrows or incorrect sighs and the downers are coming home.  I will put everybody on Quaaludes if necessary.   I am sick an tired of having to solve the most insane arguments.  Either someone's eyeballs rolled in the wrong direction or someone made a mean sound or something stupid.  How about the "you didn't need to pass the salt to me like that!" That really happened.  How do you pass the salt wrong!  I want one just one day without the petty bickering.  Are they trying to get thrown out of the house?  Are they trying to get me to the point where I come in with a ball bat and start swinging at heads.  Who knows.